This is a puzzle about rearranging syllables in words. The clues on the left-hand side clue nonsense phrases, which can be rearranged to get real words that correspond to the clues on the right hand side. The nonsense phrases are alphabetized by answer, so we reorder using the real word clues.
| Left clue | Answer | Right clue | Rearranged | Number | Letter |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| If you had a coarse and rough particle for each electric guitar accompanier, you would have a | Sand Per Amp | "Symbol" | AMPERSAND | 1 | A |
| If your mother was in Senegal, she might be a | Dakar Mom | "Spice" | CARDAMOM | 4 | D |
| If you had one star for each head covering (especially attached to a coat), you would have one | Sun Per Hood | "Humanity" | PERSONHOOD | 10 | D |
| If you presented a TV award to a kind of public transit, it would be a | Bus Emmy | "Ministry" | EMBASSY | 3 | B |
| If everything was one sea creature, you might remark that it is | All A Fish | "Authoritative" | OFFICIAL | 8 | L |
| If you were in a British bathroom for a renter, you might be in a | Tenant Loo | "Officer" | LIEUTENANT | 8 | A |
| If you had a gathering on a Mediterrainean island, it would be a | Crete Con | "Construction Material" | CONCRETE | 1 | C |
| A rod with a metal container on it that isn't sharp might be a | Dull Can Stick | "Light source" | CANDLESTICK | 11 | K |
| If you were to write a legbone which was the impostor, you might | Pen Sus Shin | "Bridge" | SUSPENSION | 5 | E |
| If you had a metal precursor inside a C product data type, you might have some | Ore In Struct | "Teacher" | INSTRUCTOR | 5 | R |
| If you were a hunk or small metal fastener on the internet, you might be an | E-Stud | "Learn" | STUDY | 1 | S |
| If you were to domesticate an average buttocks, you might | Tame Par Ass | "Sweetener" | ASPARTAME | 8 | M |
| If a commercial was moral, it might be a | Just Ad | "Alter" | ADJUST | 4 | U |
| If you were to find the lowest value of ingratiating smiling, you might be looking for the | Simper Min | "Fruit" | PERSIMMON | 4 | S |
| If you had a lesion in your mouth, it might be a | Gum Sore | "Grain" | SORGHUM | 1 | S |
| If you wanted to build a lower jaw, you might want a | Chin Kit | "Restaurant" | KITCHEN | 1 | K |
| If something satisfies a lady, it might | Suit Her | "Hairy" | HIRSUTE | 3 | R |
| If you disliked a theatrical production, you might insult it with a | Play Diss | "Showcase" | DISPLAY | 2 | I |
| If you want to look at your boy, you might go | Son Seeing | "Salt" | SEASONING | 1 | S |
| If you made a hot beverage out of an insect conflict, you would have an | Ant War Tea | "Guarantee" | WARRANTY | 3 | R |
| If you were really good with persons, places or things, you might be a | Noun Pro | "Identifier" | PRONOUN | 3 | O |
| If you were in a country in the UK, you might be in | England | "Touchdown" | LANDING | 1 | L |
| You might call a sick blood vessel an | Ill Artery | "Cannon" | ARTILLERY | 7 | E |
| If you removed a cut, you might be making a | De-incision | "Doubt" | INDECISION | 5 | C |
| If you had a face covering which represented a long period of time, you might have a | Era Mask | "Makeup" | MASCARA | 2 | A |
| If you were presenting a lightweight metal to an upper-class gentleman, you might say... | Tin, Sir | "Definite" | CERTAIN | 3 | R |
| You might call the edge of a rock a | Stone Brim | "Sulfur" | BRIMSTONE | 9 | E |
Indexing into the real words gives us the cluephrase ADDBLACKERS MUSSKRIS ROLECARE. We rearrange these syllables again to get BLACKADDER'S CHRISTMAS CAROL, the answer to the puzzle.